Berlin – May 31, 2024

The Hotel (Part 2)

For those of you who may not have seen this before, elevators are numbered starting with the ground floor as either zero or E (for “Erdgeschoss”). The first floor is the one above the ground floor. If there’s a parking garage under the ground floor, it gets a -1 as its number.
elevator
Supposedly there was a film crew here today, but I didn’t see them.
Sign says 31.5.24 / 12-20h / Filmarbeiten
The front of the hotel. (No, the car isn’t parked inside the hotel; that’s a reflection.)
front of hotel

Today’s Adventure

I randomly chose the Julius-Leber-Brücke station in the Schönberg area to visit. I saw these on the way to the main station and on the train:

Poster of Nefertiti statue. words: Gott sei Dank bin ich deutsch! / Europe nicht den Leyen überlassen Thank God I’m German! / Don’t leave Europe to Leyen (a reference to the EU Commission president
How crowded does it feel on this train? (With QR code)
subway map on car ceiling They even put subway maps on the ceilings of the cars!
Distracted boyfriend meme; new woman is Sana, man is Du (you) and current woman is “Dein jetizger Job” (Your current job) Sana is the name of a company; “Du” is “you”; “Dein jetizger Job” is “your current job”.

There’s a lot of graffiti at the station:

graffiti
graffiti
graffiti
graffiti
graffiti

I almost missed these marvelous mini-cartoons along a storefront at nearly ground level:

interviewer saying huh “Huh?”
Ostrich sticking head in ground to see a mole on the toilet. It says “Ick hab’s satt!” “I’m fed up.”
Old woman asking graffiti artist who is tagging a subway car “Und die Räder?” “And the wheels?”
Man wearing very long sombrero; two surveillance cameras have ? above their lenses.
Two tin cans on a string; in the middle a third tin can labeled NSA Agent Middle can says NSA Agent
Man hopping through grass and  smoking large marijuana cigarette Grasshopper
Owl opening one eye to look at woodpecker; says “Ruhe!” “Quiet!”
Cactus squatting down and pooping a small cactus fragment.

The area is fairly residential; I also passed an elementary school as I walked along. These are in the order that I walked; no particular theme.

garden with light green-flowers
roof overgrown with vegetation
kunstfenster Art Window
toy store window
decorated balcony
apartment houses along street
baptist banner I was surprised that there are Baptists here in Germany.
balcony display
plants for sale in front of store
fruit stand
church with green dome
large abstract mural on building wall
Word KUNST written horizontally; the S starts the word SCHAUFENSTER written vertically Art Display Window (Kunst Schaufenster)
blue planters on balcony
signage blücher autohandel Had to put this in for all you “Young Frankenstein“ fans.
old fashioned ceramic teapots This one and the next one were on unoccupied storefronts.
whimsical figures with vegetables on their heads
wall tagged with word Tolstoy A tagger with literary pretensions.
david bowie house David Bowie lived here.
ornate ironwork on balcony
reliefwork on column

Food

Went to a great Persian food place: Bahar Restaurant (web site in German). They had a €9.99 lunch special. I decided to get something a bit “extra” to celebrate a certain occurrence of 34 decisions that happened in the US.

koobideh tomatoes rice and salad I had the koobideh.
chocolate gelato cone And a chocolate gelato cone for dessert!

Kleist Park

Who was Kleist? Heinrich von Kleist was a poet and dramatist. Old joke: he was not the Chinese messiah. (Can I join the diversity committee now?)

In any event, he has a park named after him, and it’s unfortunately not well kept up and is quite the target for taggers.

kleist park
kleist park graffiti

Die Wahl (The Election)

Not sure why I have so much interest in getting photos of these; they’re pretty much ephemera—in less than month they’ll all be out of date. I guess it’s because some of them have messages that make an impression. I’m not sure we have posters like this in the US.

Wählen wirkt! Demokratie stärken Voting works! Strengthen democracy
Neue Politik braucht neue Gesichter. (Klima Liste Berlin) New politics needs new faces.
Picture of life preserver on a shore. Für ein Europa, das schützt.
Sei kein Arsch Loch (Volt) Don’t be an asshole. (Yes, that’s really what it says!)
Einigkeit gegen rechts für Freiheit. Damit Europa demokratisch bleibt. (Greens) Unity against the Right for freedom. That’s how Europe remains democratic. (Green party)
Echte Männer wählen starke Frauen! Real men vote for strong women!
Woman doctor with multiple arms: Keine Profite auf Koksten der Gesundheit! No profits off of health care costs!
Olaf Scholz and other candidate: Klarer Kurs in Stürmischen Zeiten A clear course in stormy times.
Ampel oder Überholspur? Sie haben JETZT die Wahl! Traffic light or fast lane? You have the choice NOW!
Freiheit für Palästina! Freedom for Palestine!
Drei gute Gründe CDU zu wählen: Freiheit, Sicherheit, Wohlstand. Three good reasons to choose CDU: Freedom, security, prosperity.
Image of dove: Kriegstreiber stoppen! Meinungsfreiheit verteidigen! (DKP) Stop warmongers! Defend freedom of speech!
In Freiheit. In Sicherheit. In Europa. In freedom. In security. In Europe.
Statt Filz und Korruption / Wähl die Lobby für Gerechtigkeit (Die Links) Instead of nepotism and corruption / Choose the lobby for justice
Cartoon eyes giving side-eye: Diktatoren Side-Eye zeigen / CDU wählen! Give dictators the side-eye / Elect CDU!

Signage and Stickers

Mary Jane Cannabis Expo & Festival, 14-16 June. Woman wearing red hoodie labeled Mary Jane.
Cartoon figure holding a pride flag.
Grinning man with round eyeglasses and hat like a pith helmet.
Shark wearing hat labeled Haididas and looking at a cell phone labeled HAIPHONE The word for “shark“ in German is “Haifisch”. Note “HAIPHONE” on the cell phone the shark is holding.
Wir sind für Euch da, damit Ihr füreinander da sein könnt. From T-Mobile: We are here for you so that you can be there for one another.
Soccer player pointing at opposing player on ground: Kämpft den Gegner nieder! Defeat the enemy! (They really take their soccer seriously here.)
Superhero holding comb and hair dryer: CUTMAN hairdresser
signage t k maxx Is this one better than t.j. maxx?
Large bottle of Spezi (cola/orange combination) I’m slightly tempted to give this cola/orange combination a try.
abschleppdienst I love this word. It means “haul away service“.
Die Miete ist zu hoch! The rent is too high!
Stop sign with sticker reading “eating animals“ added to it. Looks like PETA has people here in Germany.
Sign reading “Vapiano” in red capital letters. I thought this was some trendy vape store. No, it’s an Italian restaurant at the train station.