Berlin 2011 - 22 January

Last full day in Berlin! I decided to go to see the “Green Week” exposition at the Berlin Messe (trade show center). This shows the path I took walking there in red and back in green. The distance each way is not that much; only 2.8 km (about 1.75 miles).

map showing path from Olivaer Platz to Berlin Messe

I had passed by this sculpture right near the hotel every day without noticing it, so I’m glad I got a picture of it at last.

Irregular large “5-legged stool”

There had been a light dusting of snow the previous day, so people took advantage of it to display their artistic skills and romantic attachments.

Curlicues drawn in snow on black car hood Outline of hand drawn in snow on blue car hood Hearts with initials drawn in snow on car windshield

More sculpture along the walk to the Messe.

Copper-colored statue of fish on human-proportioned legs in front of Horst Dietrich Galerie Round pedestal with “table” supported by four columns in Roman style Four columns arranged in semicircle

And assorted views on the way to the Messe. The first picture is of a postal service vehicle; some mail is delivered by bicycles.

Yellow bicycle with yellow mailbags on front and back Snowed-over river in background; snow-covered railing in foreground Open gate and path in foreground; 5-story building in background Trees in foreground; river and apartment buildings in background Bare trees of park; frozen river at right

At last! The trade fair center. I think half of Berlin had decided to go to this event as well. Think of it as a big home and garden expo in a space about ten times as large as an ordinary convention center. There was, of course, food and drink. Germans love them their beer!

Berlin Messe at left; radio tower (Funkturm) at right Man and woman siting it checkered tablecloth-covered table Crowd looking at display of 5,000 German beer brands Display case with multiple varieties of sausage Woman cooking immense pan of noodles

Many countries (Italy, Romania, Azerbaijan, Turkey, and even Afghanistan) had exhibits at the event. Several pavilions had singers dressed in national folk costume. The people below are from Romania, Austria, and Russia.

Male and female singers in Rumanian folk dress Male accordion player and female singer in Austrian folk clothing Dancers in traditional Russian garb

A lot of exhibit space was devoted to flowers, with one large room showing very classy floral arrangements.

Flowerpots with pink flowers Toy train going through garden exhibit “Chandelier” made of flowers hanging upside down around a globe lamp Yellow, orange, and white tulips Pink, red, and white flowers Fountain with display of long-stemmed white and blue flowers in center Orange, violet, and white flowers surrounding three topiary treble clefs

Of course, you need equipment to build the houses and grow the gardens, and you could see that here in spades.

Mannequin dressed in work clothes atop a high platform with ladders Motorized wheelbarrow

At every fair, there’s a section that I call “bullshit boulevard,” where you can find all sorts of dubious gadgets and cure-alls. The following pictures shows the magic drying cloth, a high-tech massage couch, and reflex zone acupressure insoles—with magnetic dots! How could those not be effective?!

man demonstrating “drying cloth” Couch-like apparatus that uses oscillation to adjust your spine Advert for reflex zone acupressure massage insoles with magnetic dots

Some odds and ends that didn’t go anywhere else: ceramics from Turkey, a place to practice plate spinning, and green/organic everything else!

Wall display of ceramics from Turkey People spinning plates Car with advert for Diesel Regeneration hanging banner for “BioMarkt” (Organic market)

Then I got to the small animal/house pet area. The Berlin spider enthusiasts were there, along with reptile fanciers.

Very large spider Profile of green iguana Profile of iguana Red and black banded snake

Of course, there were more ordinary animals like dogs. The second picture is of a dog that could have easily had a guest shot on the Star Trek: The Original Series episode with Frank Gorshin (yes, that’s a very geeky reference).

Fox terrier in basket; only head is sticking out Dog with half black, half white face

At last: cats! In Berlin, people were walking dogs all over the place, but I hadn’t seen any cats on the streets. One of the people working in the cat area told me that there are actually more cats than dogs in Germany, but almost all cats are kept indoors. They don’t have a big feral cat problem like Rome or Paris have.

Hanging banner reading “Cats” White and gray medium length hair cat Long hair orange kitten and short hair white and gray tabby laying with cat toys Long-haired orange cat asleep on cat tree Gray tabby lying on side on cat tree Siamese mix medium hair cat

Fun facts:

Large orange cat asleep on cat tree

Here are pictures taken on the walk back to the hotel.

Wooden toy animal figures in store window Long row of apartment buildings; old style architecture Old style yellow building with rounded corner Old style brown apartment building Gray old-style building with red roof Yellow and gray building

Today’s Signage

The first three are from the Russian pavilion at the fair. Hover over the ad to see what it translates to.

Russian ad reading “Live light; drink milk!” Advert reading: “Happiness at home with milk!” Advert for milk reading: “Sincere and natural is what milk gives us”

The pizza-as-thought-balloon is very clever. The second picture is from a driving school; the pictures are labeled “Before” and “After.” The third one is from a veterinary service.

Mini Smart Car for “Joey's - think pizza”, with pizza in form of a thought balloon Sign in driving school window; walking stick figure labeled “before”; driving stick figure labeled “after.” SmartVet veterinarian service ambulance with bandaged cat, dog, and rabbit on sign

This classy joint is a porn store specializing in XXX rated video.

Large letters L S D, small words Love Sex Dreams

And this is another branch of the idee arts and crafts store.

sign in colors with rainbow colors in radial arrangement

Today’s Bear

I saw some of the Buddy Bears in the evening, but didn’t have my camera with me. You’ll just have to settle for this bear in front of “Bärstark” (Bear Strong); I think it’s some sort of jewelry store.

Signage for “Bear Strong”; sculpture of bear smoking cigar in profile Sculpture of white bear smoking cigar and wearing “bling”

Today’s Food

I had the pasta with pesto at La Spiga. It was OK, but not outstanding.

Pesto pasta on a plate; water glass in background

Various Thoughts