Berlin 2011 - 16 January

I decided to go back to Museumsinsel and see the other museums before my three-day pass expired. I got off the bus at Großer Stern to get some pictures of the Siegessäule (Victory Column). It is undergoing construction work, so it doesn’t look as nice as usual. The sign on the construction scaffolding reads: “Be inventive. Be efficient. Be Berlin.”

Gold statue of winged Victory Me in front of Siegessäule Siegessäuele, showing construction scaffolding and motivational poster

Near the Siegessäule are various military monuments. These statues are across from the Tiergarten, which is Berlin’s largest park. The third one is a monument to Otto von Bismarck.

Statue of soldier standing at ease Bronze statue of soldier; name is Roon Bronze monument to Bismarck, surrounded at lower level by three scultupures of women
Sign displaying warnings about walking on ice and snow, no grilling, and bicycles being on marked paths only.

On the walk toward Museumsinsel, I saw many variants of this sign, which reads: “Walk on the ice and snow at your own risk / Grilling forbidden / Bicycles allowed on designated paths. Pedestrians have right of way.”


Large white mansion-type buildings

This is Schloss Bellevue (Bellevue Palace), the residence of Germany’s president.


Two pictures from near the river; the first is a decoration on a bridge pylon.

spiky gold star atop an obelisk-like column near river Spree View of river spree from bridge. Reddish metal railing with fleur-de-lis pattern in foreground
Oyster-shaped building (House of World Cultures) with somewhat spherical sculpture in front

This is the Haus der Kulturen der Welt (House of Cultures of the world). The sculpture in front of the building is called Divided Oval: Butterfly by Henry Moore.

Further along, you get to the Reichstag, which houses the German Parliament. The dome was closed today (Sunday); it is a great tourist attraction.

Reichstag front view Upper part of Reichstag showing dome and triangular setting over main entrance Me in front of Reichstag Corrner of Reichstag, showing scrollwork on columns

Just a short distance from the Reichstag is the Brandenburger Tor (Brandenburg Gate). Really, I could not possibly get a picture of this monument that hasn’t already been done, so here are two utterly boring pictures of it. The third picture is the most incredibly clever abstraction I have seen in a long time. It’s only a few lines, but it’s instantly recognizable as the Brandenburger Tor. (The drawing was on top of some sort of kiosk near the gate.)

Side view of Brandenburg gate; winged charioteer atop gate Side view of Brandenburg gate; winged charioteer atop gate Colored stripes drawn in an abstract representaton of the Brandenburg gate

Continuing along, I passed the German History museum and a street market. One artist had a sign saying something to the effect of “anyone trying to take photos of my art may get attacked with a water pistol.”

Statue of woman and inset gold medallion above entrance to German History Museum Street market; long view of people and tents

Shortly thereafter, I made it to the Altes Museum (Old Museum), and got the following pictures. Although the exterior of the building is just huge, it didn’t seem that it was that big once I got inside. Maybe I missed a lot of it, or they aren’t using all the space.

Colonnade outside Altes Museum Egyptian blue round box with human heads at top; 750 BCE Reclining man on cinerary urn (460-440 BCE) Etruscan sarcophagus wall with 9 urns Funeral busts of Roman man and wife (30 BCE) Sarcophagus relief with Apollo, Minerva, and the muses Marble statue: Amor and Psyche Floor mosaic with geometric pattern on edge and portrait of man within Various small sculptures in a room Marble sculpture: Satyr and Hermaphrodite Assortment of Roman oil lamps, two in form of satyrs with immense penises Marble head and torso of Roman man

From there, I went to the Bode Museum, which houses a large collection of religious art. The church really dominated the art scene for a long time.

Exterior Bode Museum (rounded, domed) Large wooden religious triptych; floor has brown rectangular tile pattern Frieze of animals hunting Octagonal box with geometric patterns on each face Small statues of St. Anthony and a Bishop Saint Tritypch of Saint Anne and 14 holy helpers 3-D Triptych of holy family Detail of baptismal font with sculptures of holy people Spiral staircase in Bode museum; statues in niches Head of John the Baptist (wood) Detail of carved “passion” scene Detail of “passion” carving Busts of man and woman in Dutch Renaissance clothing Detail of hands on a carving Statues of Jesus and three people; Jesus on Mount of Olives Sculpture of Nessus and Dejanira
Wall with multiple carved/sculptured images of Madonna and child

You want a Madonna and Child? We have a whole wall of ’em!


Painted sculpture of female and male saints

You may think these look like some weird fashion models, but they are actually saints. I didn’t write down the information about when these were made, sorry.


The museum also had an exhibition of large gold coins. The first picture that follows is a stained glass showing scenes from the process of minting coins. The last picture is an immense gold coin from Canada.

Stained glass showing process of minting coins Ancient silver and gold coins Gold coin showing woman's head in profile Two gold coins showing “tails” side, one showing head of King Friedrich Large roman gold coin showing Emperor Valens (4th century) on horseback One million dollar canadian gold coin with portrait of Queen Elizabeth II

The last museum I went to was the Pergamon Museum. These pictures of the Pergamon Altar, Ishtar Gate, and Aleppo Room are pure uninspired tourist kitsch. Much better pictures are to be found at the Pergamon Museum’s Wikipedia page.

Exterior Pergamon Museum Pergamon altar Ishtar Gate; blue tiles with animals Ishtar gate, showing archway Detail of Ishtar gate showing lion Aleppo Room (interior of house showing Islamic art); main color is red

The remaining photos didn’t come out too badly. The last few are from an exhibit of Islamic art. The first picture of the colorful glassware looks very modern; that’s because it is a modern work.

Bronze striding mythological creature; human head, wings, dragon/horse body Ishtar gate, showing archway Two jars and a vase; blue jar in center Black stone sculpture of creature with head of bearded human, body of lion, and wings. Detail of cuneiform writing on sculpture of mythical creature Blue and gold necklace Two large stone lions Two green jade jars Blue vase Two modern multicolored glass artworks from museum of Islamic art Green, blue, yellow, and red glass vases and jars Ornate section of a wall

At this point, “museum fatigue” was definitely setting in. I went back to a place I had seen yesterday on Karl-Liebknechtstraße. This place, Keb’up, serves Döner kebab. The bread was amazing, and the sandwich was just great. I went to a place called Thürmann’s next door for dessert. I got a Schwarzwälder Eck Sacher ecke, a triangular pastry made of chocolate cake with raspberry filling and dark chocolate couverture. It, too, was wonderful.

I then went to Alexanderplatz again, where I got the following photos.

Painting of workers on side of office building Painting of abstract faces on side of Alexa shopping center Metal gridwork sculpture of man with arms and legs spread out in form of “X.”

In Alexanderplatz, there’s an incredibly clever clock. The numbers are on a rotating cylinder, so you can see the current time and the time in other major world cities. The model of the atom above the cylindrical section rotates as well.

Cylinder showing hours and cities; rotating model of atom above the cylinder

Today’s Crash

Kiosk screen showing “VLC quit unexpectedly” error dialog

This is the screen on top of a self-serve kiosk for buying electronic goods.

Today’s Google Ad

Bus stop ad for Google Chrome: “Fast is booking at the last minute...in less than a minute.”

The text reads: “Fast is booking at the last minute...before the minute is up.”

Today’s Bears

Buddy bear painted with whimsical figures Bear painted with pictures of wild animals Bear painted yellow, wearing sash reading “Welcome to Berlin” Painted bear in red and white gym suit, wearing medal around neck

Today’s Typography

The first picture is from a screen on the bus. I don’t know what font it is, but I like how “clean” it looks. The second picture shows a street sign (corner of Großer Stern and Altonaer Straße) in a lettering style known as Fraktur. Notice that the two signs use different Fraktur fonts. The capital S is obvious; the lowercase e is also different.

Screen in bus displaying next stop. Street sign in Fraktur; corner of Großer Stern and Altonaer Straße