Madrid 2012 - 15 January

I started the morning by taking the metro to Puerta del Sol, which is pretty much the center of the city. I saw workers dismantling the large Christmas decorations there. This is also where you can see the statue of Madrid’s symbol, a bear sniffing a madrone tree.

19th century building near Plaza del Sol Workers dismantling large (approx. 8 meters) christmas decoration Metal sculpture of bear sniffing at madrone tree

From there it is a short walk to the Plaza Mayor, which is huge and impressive.

Large square with 19th century buildings Statue of King Felipe III on horseback Detail of building in Plaza Mayor, with three flags beneath heraldic emblem. Balcony painting of faun Street of old buildings photographed through archway in Plaza Mayor Building in Plaza Mayor; fountain in foreground Sculpture of man sweeping street near Plaza Mayor.

From there I headed towards the Museo del Prado, and saw an interesting storefront and a plaza with a monument to Calderón de la Barca. An exhibit of famous Spanish actors had been set up in the plaza.

Geometric design in blue on yellow tiles on a storefront Sculpture of Spanish author Calderon de la Barca Large black and white posters of famous Spanish actors and actresses Relief busts of Velasquez, Alfonso X, and Cervantes on a building named Ateneo Lifelike figures in traditional Spanish garb on balcony

Museo del Prado

The Museo del Prado was my next stop. I avoided the lines by buying an entrance ticket online. The ticket is for a particular time of day, so do not arrive late. Here are some pictures around the area of the museum.

Statue of Goya near Museo del Prado Front of brick church Sculpture of a painter standing, holding a folded easel Back view of Museo del Prado (brick building) Relief scrollwork on Museo del Prado Statue of Murillo standing near Royal Botanical Gardens Shrubbery in foreground, building with recesses with Greek/Roman sculpture in background Frieze with Greek figures Statue of Velázquez, seated

I don’t have any pictures from inside the museum, since photography is prohibited. I finally saw Bosch’s “Garden of Earthly Delights” in person. It’s truly amazing and large, but (yeah, you guessed it), not as big as I thought it would be.

If you go there, you definitely should see the Treasures of the Dauphin (rooms 100-102). I rate them four stars out of four. On the other hand, the cabinet paintings and the stuff on the third floor (rooms 85-94) scores negative three stars out of four.

Lots of religious art. I have now seen quite enough of adorations of the Magi—although Bosch’s version manages to add a few really creepy elements, much to my delight—Christ getting his crown of thorns, Christ getting put up on the cross, Christ on the cross, and Christ being taken down from the cross to last me for a long time. Enough, already.

I also learned that King Carlos III had a very impressive nose, and that King Felipe IV looked very much like the late American actor Fred Gwynne. And you thought I didn’t have any culture.

The Crystal Gallery / Plaza Independecia

I walked north to the Puerta de Alcalá and Plaza Independencia, which took me past the Telecommunications Palace and the Crystal Gallery, which used to be parts of the royal palace.

Obelisk in memory of people who died on 2 May uprising Fountain in foreground, govt. building in background Baroque style building Fountain with water shooting from a cannon Detail of arch with relief sculpture

The Crystal Gallery was part of the Royal Palace in the 17th century, and was a recreational garden in the 19th century. It is now a walking area and patio of the Palace of Telecommunications, covering 2300 square meters. (This is according to a sign that I saw there.)

The arch at Plaza Independencia near Puerta de Alcalá was built by King Carlos III in 1778.

Long view of Crystal Gallery. Crystal roof (triangle lattice) Me standing in front of an arch at the Plaza de Independencia Detail showing two reclining figures atop arch 3/4 profile view of arch at Plaza de Independencia

Parque del Buen Retiro

Turning east, I soon got to the Parque del Buen Retiro, or “park of the pleasant retreat,” which is Madrid’s equivalent of Central Park.

Despite the cold weather (3°C/38°F), there were quite a few people out walking their dogs, watching street performers, enjoying puppet shows with their children, and getting psychic readings.

Flower bed in shape of a rectangle with one pointed end Me standing in front of flower bed Small furry white dog with black nose Puppets of mouse and cat Man using large hoops to create giant soap bubbles Brown dog puppet Sign for Psychic / Tarot, photos, cards, horoscope, advice, hands

The park is also replete with fountains and memorials. Only a few pictures of these here; you are probably getting tired of them too.

View of monument with horse and rider atop column Long view of monument across a lake, showing lake and “downstream.” Detail of fountain with bird at knee of a sculpted woman

Palacio de Velázquez

This building housed an art exhibit by René Daniëls: “An exposition is always part of a larger whole.” Entrance to this museum, part of the Museo de la Reina Sofia, is free. When I came in, they gave me a ticket for free entrance to the main museum; I’ll probably go there tomorrow.

Colored tiles with bird motif on side of brown brick building Sign for René Daniëls exhibition showing underlined text Interior René Daniëls exhibit; sparsely scatterd paintings on white walls and white floor. Red shoji screen in foreground; small paintings in background Painting of square blocks on left; painting of man standing with arms upraised on right.

Leaving there, I passed a large stone sculpture before arriving at the Crystal Palace (not to be confused with the aforementioned Crystal Gallery). According to a sign out front, the palace was built in 1887 as part of the Exposition of the Philippines. It’s 22.6 meters tall.

It was housing an exhibit called “Written in the celestial bodies” by Soledad Sevilla. It consisted of a large blue screen inside the main building. The pictures don’t do it justice—it was really a great effect. The close-up picture shows that the screen wasn’t just solid blue.

Large sculpture with two stone blocks on bottom, one on top, and a bent metal bar on top. Long view of Crystal Palace Tilework of gold gryphons with blue wings Tilework of ducks with blue heads and wings Geometric tilework on arch above window View from inside Crystal Palace Inside blue interior art installation closeup of art installation in crystal palace

I headed out of the park to the Atocha rail station, passing a bridge over a stream and either a sculpture or a wooden play area that was now badly broken.

Stream in foreground; wooden bridge over stream in background broken large wooden machine

I took the Metro to the Gran Vía station, and from there walked past the Museum of history, then up Calle de Bravo Murillo back to the hotel. (This was a long walk.) Along the way, I stopped for a late lunch at a place that had paella. It was a little hole in the wall, and the odd smell inside should have warned me off. The paella was a plate of rice with pork and one shrimp. Not worth the money, but this will at least teach me not to go to places that are rated two stars by The Goops.

Pink building with relief work in rococo style Detail of relief work Statue of Bravo Murillo, standing

Old and New

Here are a couple of pictures where you can see new and old things near each other. The first is at the Puerta del Sol; the second is near the Museo del Prado.

Modern subway entrance in foreground; old building in backgound. Church in background; modern building in foreground

Signage

The Metro has some very clever signs. The first one says:

More for Less. You won’t find another Metro in the world that offers so much for so little. WIth this ticket we put at your service:

Madrid Metro. The best Metro in the world. Use it.

The main text of the second poster is “The line that answers your questions.”

Signage, with closeup of hand holding Metro ticket. Poster showing a computer mouse with a “train line diagram” as its cord

I passed by this sign announcing an expansion of the high speed rail system, and noticed the amount of investment: 200,946,908.01 €. I’m sure that extra .01 euro will make all the difference.

Sign giving details of a high speed rail line

Here’s Axe body deodorant, keeping it classy as usual. Hover over the picture to see the translation.

I would teach my (female) yoga professor “new positions” / And what would you do?

Here are signs with a cat and a dog. The first is on a restaurant/bar, the second is on the lawn at the Museo del Prado.

Stylized cat logo on a bar named “Miau” NO followed by icon of a small terrier dog.

Here are some store signs. The second one is for a hair salon. I like the stylized euro symbol on the iberCaja (bank), and really liked the Saint Bernard on the San Bernardo (Saint Bernard) Auto School. The last one caught my attention, though I didn’t care for the look.

Sign with words “cashconverters” and a smile made of two dots and a skewed arc Sign with large D and P, and small “on” following the D and small “eine” following the P. Sign for iberCaja followed by stylized euro symbol. SIgn for driving school showing Saint Bernard dog inside a red-bordered triangle traffic sign Sign for Ordning & Reda, with letters arranged in rows of three letters inside a bag

The first picture shows the symbol for Bank of Madrid (sorry about the bad focus). The second shows an ATM defaced by graffiti artists. The text reads, “This bear steals your money.”

Green outline of bear ATM with graffiti on bank's symbol

And finally, this “wanted” poster from the CGT, an Anarcho-Syndicalist trade union. The people are executives of large banks, and the number at the right of each picture is their salary in millions of euros. The text reads: “They get luxury salaries; the employees don’t get an agreement. / For a dignified agreement.”

“Wanted&#*8221; poster showing four bank executives