Düsseldorf – 25 January 2015

This picture is of a very clever table in the hotel lobby.

White table with black checkerboard sketched in on it.

I started walking to the Kunstsammlung NRW (Northwest Rhein/Westphalia Art Collection). It’s housed in two buildings named K21 and K20; I went to K21 first. here are some pictures along the way:

Decorative stonework face on building Snow-covered conical roof Palm trees in a traffic island made of old tires. Diamond patterns on front of building View of Kunstsammlung View of K21 area corner of K21 Large “padlock” on exterior of K21 Statue of king-like figure outside K21

I got in to the museum for free; apparently there was a “family weekend,” part of which involved letting kids move boxes around on the floor to create geometric forms.

Boxes in K21 Screen displaying overview of boxes boxes from 2nd floor boxes from topfloor th

Here are a few more shots of the interior of the building.

Staircase K21 Spiral staircase in K21 k21 top

The main display on the upper floors was Minimal Art, much of which was very clever and pleasing to the eye.

minimal minimal minimal faces spiky sculptures bricks on velvet

My favorite was this installation, which had four turntables with small figurines on them; as they rotated, they created a marvelous pattern of overlapping shadows.

Moving shadows moving shadows

Then there were the “you call this art?” pieces:

minimal wtf minimal wtf minimal wtf

This room was just weird, but I liked it. The walls had art that looked like it came from some old newspaper; the art is by Katharina Frisch.

k21 creepy croc

At the very top level of the museum was an exhibit called In Orbit by Tomás Saraceno; it had large spheroids in nets. One of them was mirrored, and, of course, I could not resist the temptation to use the zoom on my camera to get a picture of myself. Apparently you can climb out in the netting after you get safety instruction, but nobody was there when I visited. I probably wouldn’t have gone climbing out there anyway. The first picture is a model for the project.

model for in orbit in orbit self reflected in mirror ball in orbit mirrored ball

A couple more pictures from the top floor.

view from top K21 long view K21 top

This is from the area in the back exterior. I don’t know if the painted utility box is graffitti or on purpose, but I liked it.

childrens play area outside museum painted face on utility box

The other part of the collection (K20) is far enough away that they provide a shuttle bus, but it seemed a nice enough day to just walk over there. I passed by the Königs-allee, which is a very trendy shopping area. As far as I was concerned, it was just a bunch of high-price big name stores one after the other. There was more interesting stuff on the side streets. Apparently Luxembourg has a consulate in the area as well.

New cylindrical skyscraper next to old buildling with a modernistic “frame” that molds to new building. Girl playing ball mother child statue stahlhof building Closeup of face on Stahlhof building. Painting from a gallery off Königsallee. door design konigsallee sculpted vase waffle iron sculpture luxembourg consulate

Outside of K20 there’s part of the original city walls dating back to the 1300s or so, as well as this geometric patterned wall. The first picture is of the Kunstverein, which was closed in preparation for an upcoming exhibition.

front kunstverein mauer geometric wall geometric wall closeup

The collection in K20 didn’t do much for me. Compared to K21, this museum seemed stodgy and sterile. It does have art by Picasso, Chagall, Kandinsky Mondrian, Max Ernst, and Magritte however, so that makes it worthwhile.

picasso girl playing mandolin chagall purim rabbis closeup chagall purim rabbis kandinsky painting mondrian max ernst sculpture magritte

Some other abstract art that I either liked or I just didn’t get. The first one is titled Venus in Rags, and the last one is a picture of the ceiling.

venus in rags by m pistoletto abstract i dont get it metal band metal band color bands thing with asia by george baselitz green and blue triangles k20 room with funnel sculpture funnel by leunora salihu k20 ceiling

After I got out of the museum, I found myself in the Altstadt (Old City) section; I hadn’t intended to visit it today, but as long as I was there, well why not.

altstadt wall relief rathaus square rathaus statue rathaus doors altstadt wall relief

This is on the side of a bank building. The German reads: “This fairy tale will never come true. Life teaches us to be clever and save money.”

Man pooping coins; legend says “This fairy tale will never come true; life teaches us to be clever and save money”

Hetjes Museum

My last museum stop for the day was the Hetjens Museum (site is in German), which has a huge collection of ceramics. Mixed in with the old stuff was some new stuff that I thought was pretty ugly, but then again, not all of the old stuff was that great. I would not, for example, permit this one in my house, under any circumstances:

kitsch cherub

Here is one installation showing broken pottery. A video in the background showed the pottery being broken. Wow. That’s art.

broken pottery closeup broken pottery installation

Herewith, a sampling of the collection, in no particular order. Interspersed are a couple of shots I got through the windows of the museum. The picture that looks like a wood plate is really ceramic with a faux wood grain.

plates on wall man 1920s emoting yellow ceramic cat fish place closeup2 fish plate closeup fourteen plates shaped like fish chinese ceramics zee by nellie van wingeren chinese rider on galloping horse ceramic turkey bust man grapes in hair traditional abstract ceramics together melted trophy on desk checkered abstract art checkered abstract art ceramic nude surrounded by small stones window view basin lobster plate yellow dishware view through windows orange vase green teapot small cutesie figurines faux woodgrain ceramic mercury greek motif gold vase with floral decoration wood plaster plow green and brown bowl brown cylindrical object

These pictures are from an installation titled Sometimes life is just too funny by Lisa Gruetjen.

life funny b life funny life funny

And these are from the more modern part of the collection. The first one, Minotaur and Venus of Willendorf, is just wonderful.

minotaur and venus of willendorf blue yellow teapot four small vases Gold bag on left; teapot with very long legs on right chess set with sad figures abstract brown ceramic blue dish with lid white red dishware abstract yellow ceramic bird teapot bird teapot bearded man w fisherman hat

On the way out of the museum back to the hotel, I saw this planter, and a parking garage with large objects attached to it:

planter with red berries ring on parking garage gold chain on parkkng garage purple beads on parking garage green flower on parking garage

This rather odd set of plastic-looking figures, and a very elegant sculpture:

Multicolored plastic men on all fours sculpture of woman holding flowers

I passed by a shopping center on Königs-Allee, with many upscale stores.

interior ko shopping center glass dome in shopping center cat in carnaval costume

And that pretty much took care of the day.

Signage

TV magazine Hörzu (Check It Out) using RGB circles for the umlaut-o. This is the TV Magazine Hör Zu (Check it out); the umlaut O is very cleverly done as RGB circles.


Sign at döner shop The German says “The best döner is closer than you think” but the English doesn’t have the effect that I think they were going for.


Turkish Sign I don’t speak Turkish, so I have no idea what this sign says, but the juxtaposition of the images is just bizarre.


Several signs I liked; the last is the logo for a German hockey team.

Script style store sign: Heinrich Kronenberger Tui signage komodie German hockey team logo

Logo for Kunst Sammlung Nordrhein WestfalenThis is the logo for the art museums (K20 and K21).


Various signs from restaurants

signage brauerei zum schluessel signage schweine janes signage schweinske signage woyton signage fish market

And finally, these two stickers. The first one reads Drinking helps.; I saw it on the door of a vegetarian restaurant.

Drinking helps. Fat man and ham hock; caption: “The Superficial MEAT DIOT”