Washington DC–July 11, 2017

I headed down to the National Mall and spent most of my time in the East building of the National Gallery of Art, which houses the modern art collection. I’m one of the first people to look at modern art and ask, “You call this junk art?” but the curators have been able to put together art so well that it was very, very pleasant to look at—even though I certainly do not understand the deep philosophical meaning behind the art.

Abstract sculpture of seated man and standing woman
Dog in yard; man and woman in front of house.
Paintings in background, sculpture in foreground.
Large colored squares on wall
Abstract black/white sculpture

One room was devoted to works by Monet and Picasso. The first one is Saltimbanques, one of Picasso’s more famous works, followed by a closeup of the brushwork, the closeup of brushwork on a Monet.

Circus performers (Saltimbanques) by Picasso
Closeup of brushwork on Saltimbanques
Closeup of brushwork on a Monet painting
Long shot of gallery with paintings in background and abstract bust of man in foreground

This next one is called Tiger, by Ellsworth Kelly. I think I get the idea behind it.

Painting with white, yellow, orange, and black rectangles

These two Swamp Maple and Isaac and Oliver by Alex Katz are sufficiently representational that I didn’t feel confused by what they meant.

“Swamp Maple” by Alex Katz
Painting of two teenage boys

OK, this next one was just crazy, but magnificently crazy. The work is titled Stains by Ed Ruscha, and it’s a book where each page is stained with some substance, including the artist’s blood.

List of stains in a book
stained pages

I was quite taken with this one: Donna che indica (Woman who points) by Michelangelo Pistoletto; the woman is a silkscreen print on polished stainless steel.

Woman pointing (silkscreened onto reflective metal)

There was a room devoted to works by Matisse done with cut-out paper; this was toward the end of his life, when he wasn’t able to paint.

Geometric paper cut-outs by Matisse

This one is really insightful: Synecdoche, by Byron Kim, who uses a person’s flesh tone to represent the person.

List of names of people whose flesh tones are in artwork
synecdoche

These two caught my eye: Girl on Globe 2 by Yinka Shonibare and Auvers-sur-Oise (Crow in the Wheatfield) by Robert Colescott.

headless woman standing on globe
crow wheatfield

Some long views of galleries, the last of which consists of works by Alexander Calder.

Long view gallery
Long view gallery with geometrical sculpture and paintings
Gallery of mobiles by Alexander Calder

On the roof of the East building is this large blue rooster by Katarina Frisch; it apparently is quite polarizing—people either love it or hate it. I think it’s great; my brother thinks it’s stupid. The second picture is a closeup of the feathers.

Large bright blue rooster
Closeup of rooster feathers

Here’s a small sculpture by Nam June Paik, who is one of my all-time favorite artists: Ugly Buddha and Ugly Television. I lay flat on the floor to get the second shot; the guard looked at me sort of funny, but I wasn’t touching the sculpture, so there wasn’t anything he could do.

ugly buddha ugly tv
Ugly Buddha and Ugly Television closeup

The museum also has The Stations of the Cross by Barnett Newman. From what I have read, it is one of his most famous works and, if I understand correctly, has very little to do with religion.

Paintings with vertical black stripes

More works; the first being a collection by Mark Rothko. The second is an untitled work by František Kupka. The last one is Passport by Robert Rauschenberg.

rothko colored panels
Abstract with colorful swirls
Painting of dancers with colorful circular rings in background
Gallery with colored cloth hanging and colored line painting
Large abstract sculpture on wall
Colorful screenprint on acrylic discs

A gallery of works by Giacometti:

Gallery of Giacometti sculptures; thin, elongated figures

Cakes by Wayne Thiebaud is one of the more popular items in the collection.

painting of cakes

I thought the first one of these was a Claes Oldenburg artwork, but no, I was wrong. It is Pink Pearl and Pencil by Vija Celmins. The flag and the pies, however, are by Oldenburg. The pies, by the way, are burlap soaked in plaster, painted with enamel.

Giant  “Pink Pearl” eraser and pencil
oldenburg usa flag
pies by oldenburg

One room was devoted to works by a young artist named Theaster Gates.

Work made of gymnasium floor boards
small sculpture
Cabinet made of bookcases
Yellow and black abstract painting

...and more artworks. If the image has a thick green border, you can hover over the image to see the name of the work and artist.

Blue/red and yellow/white abstract paintings
Large snail-like sculpture
Neon sign with word AMERICA right side up and upside-down.
Panels with colored, numbered squares.
Panel with multi-colored letters “Master of the universe, top dog, head honcho, king of the hill, numero uno, the big enchilada, the boss, the deceder, rule with an iron hand, gotcha by the balls”
Two paintings one with a man holding clouds with ropes.

This work, Truisms by Jenny Holzer, has pithy sayings scrolling by on LED displays. Here is a short video.

Stupid people shouldn't breed; sloppy thinking gets worse
Profound things are inexpressible; People Who go Cra; Starvation is Nature's way

Here is a video of a work named Sweet Suite Substitute by Bruce Nauman.

And more miscellaneous artwork to round things out.

White canvas with thick blue border around top 3/4 (like a window frame)
Two abstract sculptures
Semi-abstract tree-lined waterfall
Abstract fruit, glass, and mandolin by Braque
Still life with apples on pink tablecloth by Matisse
Statue and two paintings by Modigliani